jackisreallycool:

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

(via trashboat)

comrade-bastard:

sailorbrazil:

iamoutofideas:

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

sailorbrazil:

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is

(via trashboat)

telnaga:

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

(via borinq)

mesopelagic:

symphyta:

mesopelagic:

hey girls lets get sillay

(via skeletonemoji)

zooophagous:

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

(via hamburber)

tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

(via plutonus)